Stop shielding your eyes - it’s not a post like yesterday.

I am debating the merits of hitting on women for the sake of Art. However, there are a few considerations I’m taking into account before I commit to anything.

1. I am not sure what to call females my age. I want to say “girls”, but I’m 22 now, so saying something like “I’m going out to hit on some girls” makes me sound like I’m trolling for some nine year old action - which would not only be very creepy, but deeply ineffectual. So already, its apparent I have no idea how to hit on the feminines.
2. I don’t know how to talk to people I don’t know. Seriously, some of my friends think I’m ridiculously outgoing - and I can be when endowed with the power of familiar people and/or copious amounts of liquor stimulating my awesome gland. Mustering the courage to use words with strangers may, in fact, explode my retinas. Not so good.
3. I totally need a girlfriend for realsies - evidenced by yesterday’s list of music. Hitting on women for the sake of Art, however, involves the use of terrible lines for funsies. There is the slight chance that the girl is awesome enough to realize I’m being terrible for the sake of being terrible, but girls like that don’t frequent my haunts. Except for uggos. And come on, seriously? No thanks.
4. It will be ridiculously fun, and not boring in the slightest, and I will have awesome stories for all soon after the experience.

These are the conditions. I will now ponder silently about them, unless you feel compelled to start a thread over in the forum.

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